*Star Trek quiet book* I saw this on Pinterest: http://juliegillrie.blogspot.de/2011/09/my-star-trek-quiet-book.html?m=1 And it's an adorable little project! I was excited to make one for my own little one. But I had a few issues. 1) turns out, I hate embroidering things. And hand stitching? That's for the birds. 2) I didn't want to mix original series and TNG. 3) I wanted to see if I could include more exploratory tactile things. So I used this as a base and made a few changes. My plan was to stitch all the parts together, but if I had to do that this project would already be in the trash. Against my perfectionism, I decided to glue. And not only that but the fastest glue I know, HOT glue! I can zip through this thing in no time! It adds bulk though. And it has the potential to melt things or glob up or become less flexible. I'm trying to spread it thin though. It's hopefully secure enough to withstand a toddler. 12/4/2014 0 Comments A bike projectAnother gift on the cheap, is hopefully a bike makeover for my oldest. She asked for a bike for a while before I got her a 'temporary' one from a yard sale. The guy wanted $10 but I pretended I only had $8. It's not much to look at but she was greatful. Sometimes I feel bad for giving her the short straw all the time, but I try to atone by allowing other privladges like very few limits on tv and phone. (Partly because I don't want to seem like a hypocrite when I zombie out on mine). Anywho. We had discussed a makeover before, but I'm guessing she assumes the project has been given up on with as many times as I've postponed it. A Google image search turned up this bike for inspiration: Here's the before. Wish me luck! Updates to follow! 12/4/2014 0 Comments The perfect cup of JoEvery cup of coffee I've had has been slightly different. You think something so simple would be uniform but it's really not. It's especially different regionally. Coffee shop coffee is stronger, and diner coffee is weak as hell. When I make coffee at home, it's often hit or miss. Mostly due to the way I measure out my grounds, water, sugar, and creamer. So I'm trying to be more scientific in the way I prepare it myself to figure out what I like, and what makes a bad pot when I don't like it. Often, bags of commercial coffee grounds have instructions for measurements. I had a container of Starbucks that called for 1 mounded tbsp of grounds for every 6 oz water. I'm guessing that would equal about 1 1/2 tbsp if measured precisely. So between 1-2 tbsp is what commercial products suggest. Here's where things get wonky. My coffee maker has measured dash lines to let you know how much water you're using. But what do the dashes mean? 6oz = 1 serving? You'd think so. But... So 16 oz goes to an implied 3 marker. 16/3 = 5.3 oz which is not a serving of water. I measured an additional 32 oz into the machine which filled to the 9 marker, implying the dashes are evenly spaced for 5.3 oz of water each. Now, with 48 oz of water in the machine, I need to figure out how many grounds I should add. 48/6 (because 6 oz in a serving)= 8 servings of coffee. Then I get to decide how may grounds I want per serving 8 tbsp? Or 16 tbsp? There are 4 tbsp in 1/4 cup. 8 in 1/2 cup. So I settled on a lightly mounded 1/2 cup measurement, which puts me mid to low range of the suggested serving. But a hell of a lot stronger than diner coffee. As long as it's not making oil sheen rainbows on top, I'm enjoying myself. Which lead me to create this chart: Didn't that turn into an exciting real life word problem?? Perhaps I'm overthinking things, but I like knowing what to expect. Especially when I'm usually making my coffee in a sleepy stupor. next thing to figure out is how much cream and sugar I need to measure out for each of my mugs of varying sizes. Now you can have a damn fine cup of coffee, however you like to brew it. In a world without children, the normal expected way to enjoy a movie can take place. You watch it, decide if you enjoyed it or not, and move on with life. Maybe you see it again at a friends place or see it running in a store. Perhaps this changes your opinion, perhaps it doesn't. You make your choice like a well informed consumer. Post children, it's an entirely different ball game. You usually see the movie the first time as a treat for your children, and as a means of getting a break. Because often, as a parent, movies and television are the only moments of stillness you receive. Children are little bundles of endless energy. And their bodies are continuously bobbing about like rolling waves. They crave touch. Even before they can really talk, they babble at you and hand you things and climb on you. Which is adorable. But a movie becomes a moment to recoup (or clean, or shower). And regardless how a parent feels about a movie, the #1 thing that matters is how the child responds. If it doesn't draw them in and calm them, there's no point in it. It's useless. Sometimes for background noise, and for the parent to have on something appropriate to watch, because all visual stimuli becomes potentially repeatable behavior. #2 for me is "would I want my child behaving this way." This is why I hated Hanna Montana for my daughter. I felt like I was always saying "no! She should have gone to her dad and told the truth! That was a bad idea! That's not safe!" Even though it was stupid and unrealistic. It was humorous, just more of a 'how not to act' guide. Kids are little sponges. They love to repeat their favorite lines and catch phrases. A classroom of children will chime in a three second bit from a commercial as if on repeat. This, too, can be absolutely adorable. But only if it's appropriate and not too grating on the nerves. Then comes #3, do I enjoy the movie. Often, not at first. But those moments of stillness are precious. I'd love one a day if possible. I'm all for leaving the tv on all day. Silence is weird. And the zeitgeist of our times is to fill our mind body with electronic entertainment. Who am I to fight that? I'm a product of super NES, cable television, Disney movies. Why should I deprive my children? But that's another issue all together. In any case, my now 12 yr old was little, she'd throw both arms up in the air and happily cheer "yiun keen" until I pressed play on the lion king on our VCR. And when it ended, she'd throw those cute chubby little baby arms back up and shout "yiun keen! Yiun keen!!" With an eager little smile until I pressed play again. She didn't sit still the entire time, she played toys and talked to herself. But she'd dance to the music and cheer for more when it was over. Who can resist that?? And as for the parent, it's like the 'pocket full of sunshine' card clip from the movie "Easy A." (http://youtu.be/NYTS7NBDKKU) The decision of liking the movie didn't come from within, it overcame you like a Dementors kiss. I should point out that some movies or shows only become more annoying the more you watch them. Do not ask me to watch Ice Age with you. The grating lisp of 'Sid' and the endless fart jokes fill me wth the rage of Rosanne Bar in the Movie SheDevil. I might not seem bothered now, but I could potentially be plotting a house fire. 12/4/2014 0 Comments Leaf garlandI wanted to make something for fall, without spending money. I had some jewelry wire and shiny tempera paint, so I collected some fallen leaves and pine cones. I laced the leaves together on the wire and painted a few to add shimmer. This project had a few major flaws. 1) I waited too long to collect leaves and they were a bit too dead/ crunched up 2) I couldn't be patient enough to fully paint one side of each leaf, which was my original goal. 3) I wasn't patient enough to lace the leaves so they faced forward. I basically took wire, and poked it once through each leaf and strung them up on my mantle. My daughter politely said it looked "helter skelter" but it was polite for "that looks like some trash, strung across the mantle." I made my oldest (she offered) paint the pine cones, and I made wire hoops by wrapping wire around the stems. She only painted one side (top) which I believe was out of laziness (like mother, like daughter?). Those turned out cute. 12/4/2014 0 Comments Disney princessThis lady is amazingly cool. I wish I was this patient with sewing. If I had better focus and didn't prefer tv so much, maybe. Lol! 12/4/2014 0 Comments Holiday lamp shade slipcover.I went super lazy with this lampshade cover. I just wanted to add a pop of holiday, without creating anything too permanent or difficult to store. I took my fabric, cut it 1/2 inch wider on each side to my lampshade. I wrapped it around and did one strip of hot glue on the fabric only. Then I folded the top and bottom edges under. When the seasons over, I can pull it off like a slip cover and store it away. I can reuse it next year, or use the fabric for something else. The major issues with this project is you can see the pattern from the real lampshade when the light is on. I don't really care much, since I don't have company and its just for me. Plus, I rarely use a table lamp (since it's just extra electricity). (My son does like to pull the string, so it's been on more than normal lately. But its cute) 12/4/2014 0 Comments IKEA chair slipcoverI didn't make a tutorial, I'm just showing off part of my Christmas decor. We have a kids chair from ikea sitting near our fireplace. It's never been covered yet, with the exception of draping fabric around it to decide what I liked. But I got excited to follow through with the last trip to hobby lobby* when I was holding one of our new stockings, in hand, to match to. I wanted to find something that matched our stockings, would be cheap, cozy, not too cheesy, and a hint of manly. Maybe when I make a cover for the non holiday season, I can show how I made it. (Hint: it was the cheapest, laziest way I could thing of). I wish I had rounded the corners of the top pillow, but I don't want to fix it. *Whereas I choose not to boycott Hobby Lobby, I don't agree with their political views. |
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